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Cookies

On this website, the only cookies used are those that measure anonymous data of visitors to the site for statistical purposes. If you turn off the cookie handling on your browser (Chrome - Click here for the Chrome advice from Google) it will not affect the use of this site at all. None of the cookies on this website are of a chocolate-chip variety. All cookies contain nuts and were produced in a factory that processes nuts.

Download Formats

Should you wish to buy from this site then you will be directed to my e-commerce site and be able to buy in 'PDF' and 'ePub' file formats. Each purchase will deliver two files, one of each format. The price is inclusive of both files. Files downloaded from this site directly (so we are talking about the free ones then) are in 'PDF' format only. Enjoy! See some more info...

Personal Information Of Visitors To this Site & GDPR Policy

This website neither takes nor stores personal information of its users. I have no need or interest in knowing your provenance merely because you are interested in reading my books and I am certainly not obsessed with this 'know your customer' malarkey. I know who my readers typically are, that they are private people, that they serve anonymously and I love that feeling that it gives me. I will never ask for your mail address or the size of your cock, or even, if you have one. That's not what I am about and neither are you. If you email me, then you are consenting explicitly and practically to a reply. Bear this in mind.

Those Home-Page Warning Messages.

The cookie warning sign is a GDPR requirement and is really quite sensible because privacy is an issue. Because I don't collect a cookie to inform the site of previous visits by you, then it will have to be clicked away every time you come here! This is what is known as 'damned if you do, damned if you don't'. If you wish to read more about being damned, then my books are a pretty good introduction for the second level of Dante's Inferno.

Financial Transactions.

No financial transaction is ever carried out on this site. Buyers are redirected to the 'Gumroad' site where the files are stored and the transaction takes place. Gumroad are a reputable e-commerce site and have been chosen for their forthright and straightforward attitude to business. Is Gumroad safe? Yes! Their payment is secured by SSL with 128-bit encryption and processed with PCI Compliant service providers. They don't have access to your credit card information - only a token that represents your credit card. That means even if Gumroad itself were to be compromised, nobody would gain access to your payment data. That remains with your bank.

I supply a link to their website and they do all of the financial stuff. I do not handle either your personal details nor any other information of yours on this site. This makes it easier for me and also guards you by having less info going astray.

Adult Media.

There are no images or film on this website that could be construed as pornographic. Not even a single nipple peeps over the top of a latex corset in unwarranted curiosity. However, the textual and fictional material is intended for adults only. The characters and situations in works of fiction on this website depict imaginary scenes and any relationship to actual persons and circumstances is coincidental. If the reader does not understand the meaning of 'fiction' then they are perhaps of insufficient mental growth to read it. The purpose of all of my writings is purely as entertainment for consenting adults and both the writer and the publisher of this fictional work do not endorse the re-enactment of scenes depicted. No textual depictions of sexual relationships between persons younger than 18 years are depicted. Ever. I don't hint at it either.
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Opinions & Details

 

 

Prices

 

The prices that I ask for the books are based on two main factors. The number of words in the tale and personal whim. A minimum of £3 (that's around $3.80 US) and a maximum of £7. The books listed at the higher prices are those that have extreme wordcounts over 100,000 words. I do not sell compilations.

 

Contacting Irene

 

You can mail me if you feel the urge. More here... 

 

Advertising & Links

 

There is none on my site.

 

Is this the only adult site that has no advertising of any kind? No pop ups, no avenues to malodorous chatrooms and extortionate subscriptions? I do not even trade links with other sites any more, too often they are re-routed and a nightmare for the user. I think then, that this is the plainest erotica site out there, but then there may be some others who neither want nor need to assault their visitors with cocks and cunts in GIF format. I salute them, they are gods. So, welcome to one of the few quiet places on the internet. No embedded sounds, no sudden pop-up diversions and no messing around. On the subject of advertising, I do not harvest any information from you and will never send unsolicited communications because if you do not mail me, then I do not know who the fuck you are.

 

This site links to the following places on the web only:

 

 

Reviews.

 

Miss Irene Clearmont endorses honest and logically reasoned comments from those who have read the material that she writes. If a reader feels the need to tell me what they loved or hated on the site or in my fiction, then they should write to me directly. You can do that here... I did consider permitting reviews on this site. I put the idea to one side with a small sigh because I would be tempted to edit or delete them, promote or gloat over them, depending on what had been written! I do gloat quite a lot. I write what I write because it amuses me, if you hate it then read something else, if you love what I write then the remedy is to read more.

 

I have had good and bad reviews. Ranging from ecstatic to virtual hatred. I have even been called 'unchristian', though nothing I have ever written involves nailing people to trees. Look around and you'll see a few of the reviews if you search a little. Reviews have become a currency of variable utility on the internet and probably mean little more than the sound of escaping gas from the rear ends of fools. If people think that my writing is worth paying their hard-earned money for, then that is enough for me.

 

 

 

Information that my visitors might well find useful....

Other Stuff

 

Web Design.

 

 

 

Copyright Notice

 

This site keeps me in stilettos and stockings. I appreciate you will see that my asking prices are reasonable, the price of a coffee in Starbucks costs more! Don't rip me off.

 

 

Meanings Of Tags On Book Pages

 

Every single tale could be tagged F/m, and it is! For information on the meaning of the tags, you will find a small button on each page that singles out a book and that will take you to my interpretations.

 

 

Commissions

 

I might consider writing a personal tale for you as a commission. It has happened before, it will happen again! Either it appeals to me and I write it my way because I fancy the idea or I am paid for the work. If the former, then there is no charge. If the latter then I charge... Mail me... Actually, if your idea has no interest at all for me, then I simply won't write it. I am mercenary, not greedy. That's just the way that I am.

 

 

Artwork & Book Covers.

 

The 'Sardax' book cover paid for, commissioned and used with the artist's express permission. He inspires my writing, enough said!

 

Several of the cover designs are Irene's own art work and photography. 'Governess', 'Command Performance' etc. for example.

 

All other photos and pictures are either based on royalty free images (if I have misconstrued a copyright ownership, then contact me) or purchased from stock photo websites.

 

 

Orientation, Sexuality & Pronouns

 

I am woke

I am feminist

I am what I decide

I have all the pronouns

 

 

 

 


My Partners


Classic X Books

Selling vintage erotica and other ephemera, Classic X Books is a website that now acts as a publisher for me. Not only do they have my consent to sell all of my novels and other books, they have exclusives from me as well that are not available on this site. My e-commerce seller has a policy which allows textual erotica, but not visual media erotica to be handled by them. I have a volontary policy in the same vein as it makes the administration of the site a far easier task! See the paragraph above this one for more info...

So, for example, my translation of 'Dressage' and 'Four Thursdays' by Bernard Montorgueil are sold from their site.